So I got a new plant. It's a bromeliad but I have no idea what species, or even genus. I have a feeling that it's either in Aechema or Bromelia, but I really have no clue. It's got the green leaves with blond stripes, and it forms a nice tight rosette with a tank. There are very short stubby spines along the edges of the leaves. It's only a baby so I probably won't find out what it really is until it blooms in the following years. Anyway, his name is Harold.
If anyone knows a lot about them I could post a picture for identification.
After doing a little reading it seems that whatever this is lies in the Bromelioideae sub-family.